if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"
Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry.
Henry Ward Beecher (via h0odrich)
fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent
Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole