Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

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nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

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Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie ends with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again


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When my otp has a near kiss experience I have a near death experience

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→ Make Stannis Baratheon the main character of any other series.



Fullmetal Alchemist:

Al: “Brother, our mother is dead, but maybe we can bring her back using alchemy!”

Stannis: “No. That’s against the fundamental laws of alchemy. We’re not doing it.”

Harry Potter:

Ron: “Stannis, the troll just went into the girls’…